Saturday, January 2, 2010

Short Poems

Dear Sir:

I love you

I love you like I love Cheez-Wiz

I really don’t love Cheez-Wiz that much

Sure as hell not enough to write a poem about it

So I guess I don’t really love you all that much.


Fear of Consequences:


My step dad is the only person I know

Who worries that eating food might make him have to poop

Seriously.



Uninvited Guests


Stop crowding my guilt.

I worked hard to feel this way and I’m going to enjoy it.

Alone.


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